Blimey, The Chits Inn's t-shirts are so comfy, I almost forgot I was on a tin can in the middle of the ocean! Their designs are sharper than a bosun's whistle, and the quality is tougher than a Royal Marine's resolve. Oorah!

I've seen more action in my Chits Inn t-shirt than I have on deployment! These threads are so good, they should be part of our standard kit. The lads at The Chits Inn nailed our unit's design faster than we could say 'Up spirits!

Aye, The Chits Inn's t-shirts are proper job! They captured our unit's personality better than a run ashore in Guzz. The quality is so top-notch, even the Bootnecks are jealous. Now that's saying something!

Splice the mainbrace! The Chits Inn's designs are saltier than a crusty old Killick. Their t-shirts fit better than my Number Ones and last longer than a 2-6 heave. They've got more talent than a Jackspeak dictionary!

Stone the crows! I thought I'd seen it all, but The Chits Inn's personalised unit designs take the Pusser's rum! Their t-shirts are so good, I'd rather wear them than my best square rig. They've got more attention to detail than the Jimmy during a store ship!